A pornstar superhero movies with the subtitle “He kicks ass… and fucks it too!”
greeting your relatives
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
someone please make a raunchy text post or two to spice up the dash Thanks
i want zayn malik to cum in his hands then slap me
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?